HSP Idea 30 September 2004 - 2:29 pm I�ve decided that I�m gonna make my first fortune by selling hurricane supplies to the people in Florida. I�m gonna start in June, when the hurricane season starts. This way, it gets taken care of early, people can avoid the rush and be secure in the fact that they can survive any upcoming �events.� This is my preliminary list of items I will include in my Hurricane Survival Package, aka HSP. The pricing has not been set yet, as I might be able to get a lot of these items in bulk. I�m opened to suggestions. It�s a rough draft here, folks. Bottled Water, you can�t have too much Clorox, no comment Plywood, to be put on the outside of the window, people Screws, for the plywood Screw Driver, comes in handy for the screws Soup, easy open, sterno-friendly when you have no power More Soup, �cause you can never have enough Bread Peanut Butter Jelly Peanuts, snacks are essential to keep the troops quiet Milk, you got to have something to go bad in your fridge Goldfish, again, snacks � essential Oreos, snacks, man, snacks! Bandaids, for those minor cuts and scrapes from clean up Gauze, for the larger mishaps Advil, for the obvious headaches you�ll get Little Colorful Pills, obviously you�ll need these in quantity Batteries, LOTS of batteries Battery Operated Radio, so you�ll know when the local weatherman has been blown off the map Portable, Battery Operated TV, so you can see when the local weatherman has been blown off the map Trash Bags, for the yard debris and the dead bodies you have to dispose of because you�ve gone postal after a week with no power Paper Towels, to clean up the water and the blood Shop Towels, because just plain ole paper towels just won�t do Tarp, to cover the exposed roof and/or the bodies Home Generator, just a little something like this might come in handy Raft, nothing too complicated, just some little floatation device Aged Cheese (previous entry) � next entry Search The Webchuckies for Get a Free Search Engine for Your Web Site